itstjxo:

me at day 2 of dieting

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postracialcomments:

delicatemotion:

My bf goes down on me even when the red river is back to bomb my v piece and he’s against rape I’m gonna give him a gold star

Yay for the tweet but the commentary……..folks

postracialcomments:

delicatemotion:

My bf goes down on me even when the red river is back to bomb my v piece and he’s against rape I’m gonna give him a gold star

Yay for the tweet but the commentary……..folks

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run-lonely-tardis-man:

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY IM DYING

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ratchetmessreturns:

I guess he keeps it real

ratchetmessreturns:

I guess he keeps it real

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princessjustinamack:

relationship goals
stevenlathrop:

Smart House (1999)

stevenlathrop:

Smart House (1999)

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unclefather:

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

if you close your eyes right before the end, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this

unclefather:

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

if you close your eyes right before the end, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this

theonion:

Man Hates Being Put In Position Where He Has To Think, Feel, Or Act